OINKER HAS LEFT THE BUILDING

While I was doing my grocery this morning, it finally happened. A neighbor of mine called to complain that they couldn't sleep because of Oink's persistent barking. I apologized & told him I would do something about it. But what else was there to do except get Oink out of the house? He barks the moment I leave him alone! I can't even go down to get water without having him barking at me to take him with me! I had run out of ideas. And so I called Mama Minh to tell her that Oink will have to move-in with them and their dog, Lucy, who is Oink's girlfriend.

After dinner at the Sheraton, Minh, her daughter, her son, & our friend Sharon, went with me to my house to pick up Oink. Now Oink loves people. He's an attention whore. But tonight, when Minh stepped in with her children, Oink was suddenly very hostile! He was growling, barking, & snapping at them. I was confused with the way he was acting. And then all of a sudden it dawned on me... He knew!! He knew that they were there to take him away!! When they said dogs could sense things, they sure weren't kidding!

When we got to Mama Minh's house, Oink immediately started fooling around with Lucy. I stayed to make sure he was gonna be fine, but he was suddenly oblivious of the fact that I was there. All he wanted to do now was play with Lucy. I breathed a sigh of relief & made a quiet exit. Oink had found his new home.

And I, of course, cried when I got back home.

RE-TRAINING OINK

Stepping back into my room after my shower, I saw that Oink had made poopoo & peepee on my bed... again (this is so weird because Oink has been toilet trained already). I did the usual "make him smell it, say no, and spank him" thing to let him know that what he did was wrong. Then I asked the hotel for a room for the night, since my bed was all dirty & I was still sick with the flu, so sleeping in that bed would just make my condition worse.

The next day, as I arrived back home from the hotel, Ate Nina told me that Oink once again made poopoo & peepee on my bed. I didn't know what to do anymore! I never let him up on the bed again after the first incident, and now there are two more incidences to add to the list?!? I decided to make him stay outside, on the terrace. He couldn't be trusted to stay in my room!

And so whenever I'd go to work & when I'm about to sleep, I would put him out on the terrace. He didn't like it one bit. He would not eat nor drink, and he would bark & cry the whole time! I tried using a muzzle (which i really did not want to do!), but he would wrestle with it and eventually be able to take it off & resume his barking. I pity him, but I can't give in. Oink has to get used to staying out on the terrace. There is no other solution to his bad poopoo & peepee habits! I'm expecting some complaints from the neighbors soon though. That dog can bark!

THE BAD GIRL

Shane is totally hot! If she was to turn up in the wonderful world of jenny, I wouldn't mind turning lesbian at all! I mean, look at her! She's my main squeeze, Tommy Lee's, alter ego. They have the same attitude when it comes to work, and most especially women, plus they even kinda look alike, don't you think?? I would do either of them whenever, wherever! Teeheehee....

I have just finished all four seasons of "The L Word", and I am yearning for more! Guys, you gotta watch this show. I'm not lesbian, but if the lezzies in Cali are really that hot, then I just might convert and move there. Hehe. One thing I don't like about the gay lifestyle though (both for men & women), is that polygamy is common and accepted. Not that the non-gay community is actually totally monogamous, but it's still taboo in most cultures & societies, so it's a bit more restrained.

Going back to Shane... Hehehe. I don't like it that they changed her character into someone who could actually commit to one person in this series. Everyone else could do that! Shane was so good at being the ultimate playgirl! I hope that in the next season they make her go back to her old, devilish ways!

"THE L WORD"

Joey & Mich told me about this show a long time ago, but I never got around to seeing it. The other night, out of boredom, I searched for it on Limewire. One episode was all it took to get me hooked! And, no guys, the L word isn't "love", so stop rolling your eyes. Sheesh! This show is like my former favorite series, "Sex & The City" ... Lesbian style (got it, guys?).

I instantly went out to get the DVD, but when I got home it wouldn't play. Arrrgghh!! I'm going out later to get a working copy. I simply have to!

I highly recommend this series, especially to all the girls out there. The guys, on the other hand, might actually learn a thing or two about seducing, romancing, satisfying, & pleasuring women from this show. So yes, watch it!